Comments (1) 1. An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
2. Love all, trust a few.
3. True friends stab you in the front.
4. The truth is more important than the facts.
5. We need not think alike to love alike.
April Fool’s Day is almost upon us, and what better way to warm up our laughter than with a few funny quotes? Chances are, you’re going to pull a few pranks (and be the center of one or two) when April 1st rolls around. Let these funny quotes get your humorous side ready for this day of great fun.
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Pretty soon it’s gonna be National Smile Week, and what better way to get those grins cracking than with some humorous and funny quotes? Get ready for your checks to hurt the whole week through. Here are twenty-five funny quotes to get you started.
1. “If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.” ~ Dave Allen
Spanish Proverb~ Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
Spanish Proverb~ Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.
Spanish Proverb~ If you want to be respected you must respect yourself.
Spanish Proverb~ Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
Spanish Proverb~ Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Spanish Proverb~ Take hold lightly let go lightly. This is one of the great secrets of felicity in love.
Sylvia Plath~ There must be quite a few things a hot bath wont cure but I dont know many of them.
Pyrrhus~ Another such victory over the Romans and we are undone.
Thomas Pickering~ In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Clementine Paddleford~ Never grow a wishbone daughter where your backbone ought to be.
Miss Piggy~ Never eat more than you can lift.
Wall Street Proverb~ Buy on the rumor sell on the news.
Marion Parker~ Be kind – Remember every one you meet is fighting a battle – everybodys lonesome.
Leontyne Price~ I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
Henri Poincare~ Thought is only a flash between two long nights but this flash is everything.
Christina Petrowsky~ Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple.
David Peterson~ If you dont know what to do call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something.
Phocylides~ Give no decision till both sides thoust heard.
Oriental Proverb~ If you wish your merit to be known acknowledge that of other people.
Robert Pante~ If you look good and dress well you dont need a purpose in life.
P. J. Plauger~ My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about whats really going to be scared.
Joseph Chilton Pearce~ We must accept that this creative pulse within us is Gods creative pulse itself.
Joseph Chilton Pearce~ To live a creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong.
Pindar~ Sweet is war to those who know it not.
Pindar~ Seek not my soul the life of the immortals but enjoy to the full the resources that are within thy reach.
Pindar~ Words have a longer life than deeds.
Robert C. Pollock~ Love God and trust your feelings. Be loyal to them. Dont betray them.
Alan Perlis~ The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Lester B. Pearson~ Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Elisha Potter~ Human nature constitutes a part of the evidence in every case.
Anna Pavlova~ To follow without halt one aim Theres the secret of success.
Susan Partnow~ It is within the families themselves where peace can begin.
Eleanor H. Porter~ Its funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do isnt it
Phaedrus~ Aggression unchallenged is aggression unleashed.
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