Comments (0) Hope these funny quotes make you chuckle as we begin the short work week after the labor day weekend..
It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours. ~Harry S. Truman
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. ~Zenna Schaffer
Some quotes by Doug Larson about people and human nature. More at the link that follows.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. ~Doug Larson
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life. ~Doug Larson
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there’s only one other choice. ~Doug Larson
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. ~W.C Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. ~W.C. Fields
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ~Anonymous
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the suffering. ~Trevor Rook
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. ~Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. ~Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde (October 16, 1854 – November 30, 1900) was born in Dublin, and became an Irish playwright, poet and author. In fact, he became one of the most successful playwrights in London in that era. Many of his plays are still being performed. He also authored many short stories and one novel. Wilde was put in prison for two years’ hard labour upon his conviction of “gross indecency” with other men, and after he was released he left Ireland never to return.
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