Comments (0) Never judge someone till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, cause then you’re a mile away and you’ve got their shoes. ~Unknown
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television. ~Unknown
When your world seems like too much to handle, Just take a deep breath and laugh. It clears the mind and frees your spirit. ~Unknown
Hope these funny quotes make you chuckle as we begin the short work week after the labor day weekend..
It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours. ~Harry S. Truman
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. ~Zenna Schaffer
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ~Anonymous
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the suffering. ~Trevor Rook
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. ~Anonymous
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep.. not screaming, like the passengers in his car. ~Anonyomous
Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it. ~Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard (Frank McKinney Hubbard) was an American cartoonist and humorist. He created the cartoon “Abe Martin of Brown County”. Will Rogers stated that Kin was “America’s greatest humorist.” His work ran in newspapers from 1904 until he died in 1930.
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